You may have already told me about this, but I just wanted to make sure you'd seen it:
Guess who published the score of his latest symphony on the web on one of those lulu-like self-publishing sites.
Use four 18" tamborines and bang them against each other. The white SG bass is also a nice plus. 1:14 has a very moment.
"No way you'd be saying this crap if you'd seen Steely Dan play live as many times as I have," Fagen reportedly told his companions after purchasing them a second round of drinks. "Plus [Steely Dan cofounder] Walter Becker is a super nice guy."
In The Onion.
